{"id":160,"date":"2015-03-19T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T12:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/?p=160"},"modified":"2015-03-19T12:00:46","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T12:00:46","slug":"seperating-dreams-from-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"(Separating) Dreams from Reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was kept awake last night by an image which has been etched into my head for the last few days. It&#8217;s an image of an impossible scenario in Minesweeper. Why this image refuses to leave my head I do not know, but I can at least take some solace in the fact that this image may at least be preferable to dreaming.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t often remember what I&#8217;ve dreamt about, but I do know that I have a reoccurring nightmare. In this nightmare I am a JavaScript engine. Night after night I am forced to parse line after line of untidy, inefficient, inconsistent code. Many of the scripts are clearly multiple answers from Stack Overflow, crudely glued together in an last-ditch attempt to avoid having to do something properly.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to lead into my default rant about JavaScript and the unsuitability of current web languages. I&#8217;m going to save that for another day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was kept awake last night by an image which has been etched into my head for the last few days. It&#8217;s an image of an impossible scenario in Minesweeper. Why this image refuses to leave my head I do not know, but I can at least take some solace in the fact that this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/?p=160\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;(Separating) Dreams from Reality&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tminuswizard.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}